About

I'm Derpy Hooves.

You may have seen me acting dumb as a background character in My Little Ponies.  

That's who I want you to think I am.

I write article commentaries and sometimes mock media, news, and society in general.  

I'm upset easily by media and stuff that happens, so I think it's good to talk about it.

Please don't tell anyone about my secret identity.  Everyone will stop loving me for being well, derpy.

That is why my eyes are messed up, because I'm trying to read the news while rolling my eyes at the same time.

[The real Derpy Hooves character is owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust.  I don't own anything!]